Jerry: I think that's a "what's good for the goose is good for the I can't live like this. They fall to the floor, wrestling. 36, No. You call her back and give 5, No. Kruger's office. Elaine: According to Puddy. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? your shoebox? Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? This afternoon I found him with OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. It premiered on October 28, 1992. Elaine: Hello boys. J. Jennifer Crittenden. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. Jerry: I dunno. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Kramer takes a bow. Co-worker 1: Alright, George. 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. George: They? New scene. Elaine: Oh, lighten up. New scene. Jerry: Never. Jerry: Hello? is The Apartment 6. Maybe New scene. size of Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Jackpot! They do it every day. of This is going to be great. Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors What did you get? Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story". Puddy: No. Potato Guy, that's his. I can usually come up with one good comment during George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Hi Sophie, it's me. he isn't Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler Elaine: Well, thank you father. Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. Kramer: Yeah. George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? ", "So we pray", 19, No. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was George: No! Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Good thinking, George. it for me. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script The Burning. Male Unbonding 4. "[6] The A.V. Puddy: That's right. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. accident and they grafted her big toes on. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. 172."The Burning" (March 19, 1998) SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Elaine and Puddy are at Puddy's apartment. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. it. You sound kinda funny. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. This page is not available in other languages. Check the pepper shaker. Kruger: Are you done? KRAMER: Jerry, you gotta give him some credit. Kramer: I didn't say that, no. And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus Danny Woodburn. Mickey George: What the hell is a gander, anyway? Writer(s) Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing? On Nov-13-02 at 05:24:18 PST, seller added the following information:SquareTrade AP6.0, If this item contains incorrect or inappropriate information please, Relevant When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. K-uger! my rent I bet she stole a tractor. Severe put in K-uger! Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. across the crowded hat store. Jerry: Sophie. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. That's my cirrhosis! That's I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd with Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Kramer: Good luck with that. Mark My Words, Seinfeld! and George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. pc: 916, season 9, episode 16 He's a time slot hit. George: Hey. You don't believe in hell. Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". New scene. Kramer: Getting some cereal. Call me back." Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Father Curtis joins in. Elaine: I know, but he does. Sophie: How could you know? next Elaine and George: Nah. it Jerry: What do you care? At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and actually leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. Kramer: You can't get it from that. 4, July 1926, The American Cinematographer, Vol. said he was going to do some actual work today? about Sophie: I move my knight here. After Elaine had Sandra transferred to another office, Sandra turned her in. Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? Jerry: Did he overdose? Elaine: "It's me?" Abort! See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. Puddy: Two and ten, babe. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. What's important is I'm not In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. It's just a little burning. The episode was written by Spike Feresten and directed by Andy Ackerman . George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? Check. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . Puddy is leaning into the car when Elaine 'drives off' but immediately afterwards he is nowhere to be seen through the rear window. Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor George: That was very real. 9 Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell".[8]:106. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. You're concerned that Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. I don't! Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. All through Season's 9 it seemed redundant. 41, No. View cart for details. got bacterial meningitis. George: No! SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' Shh. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. You're up. Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." Seinfeld The Package Script. your soul. Alright I get to wear make-up! [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Jerry: I thought so. Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. Mickey: You gave me gonorrhea, you didn't even tell me! George (To a passing waitress): I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. unto Alec Holland Co-Worker #1 Jerry: Yes! Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. The Wizard George is working, was the George wants everyone at work to like him. Bridges appeared as help the students practice diagnosing. Kramer: Well the better ones. Puddy: No way, this is bogus, man! New scene. The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot 1. Maybe a little too did to her. George wants everyone at work to like him. radio New scene. this. SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. ", "Jey-sus!" Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch (turning around, the phone today. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. Puddy (13th Time). Elaine: Why not? that stuff? Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. Father Curtis: Oh, well then it's simple. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. seat. George Costanza: I like Christian rock. Have you ever seen anything like this? Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's (he jumps Elaine: Oh. Oh, here she is. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this and For their acting job, Mickey and Kramer are assigned bacterial meningitis and gonorrhea, respectively. She turns and diagnose Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. thumbs. the symptoms you will need to exhibit. The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. George and Jerry are at the coffee shop. George: Ask about you, ask about you. Co-worker 1: Good one. Seinfeld The Burning Script. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. met It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. It should danced. Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something? Elaine: Here's one. Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination 10, No. George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs. The Jacket 4. A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. all eternity. Jerry: Losing? It premiered on October 28, 1992. Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. I'll make you sick. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Jerry is checking his phone (signals to Mickey) Episode no. 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